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frothyfrothy-loins:

I’m watching a documentary on African bullfrogs….they’re like grossly buff, slimy human babies. Why are they working out so much? World domination. WAKE. UP. AMERICA. A bullfrog could whoop my ass, I don’t trust it.

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NOW DO YOU BELIEVE?

— 7 hours ago with 37 notes
"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

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Robot with boxing gloves.

Robot with boxing gloves.

— 9 hours ago